Now that Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt, expect the ladies of America to flock towards the Illinois senator en masse, starting first in Pennsylvania, carrying on to Groupieville, U.S.A.We shall call it the “Pitt Bump,” though this sounds more like something you get from too much of living the lifestyle we assume Pitt lived before he settled down with his latest boo.

Who digs these things up?

Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton is a distant relative of Angelina Jolie. If Clinton were to miraculously win the Democratic nomination, she could brush past Obama and tab Jolie as her running mate.

Foreign policy? Jolie has ADOPTED kids from more countries than Clinton has visited (80, if you believe her) and is a staunch believer in the sciences. Ask her former mate, Billy Bob Thornton, who assisted in a certain blood experiment years ago…

But seriously though, can the researcher who keeps linking famous people to famous people give back to the community?

Let me know I’m related to one of the Hilton’s so I can get PAID? We will call it the “Hilton Hump”…

Oops, Freudian slip! Meant to say, “Bump”. *aw baby*

Follow-up incoming…