Category Archive 'Sports'
Monday, March 17, 2008

Heather Mills’ Tejada-esque Contract

- Entertainment, Sports -

Heather MillsOne would hope that having a billion dollar empire, the protection of one’s ass(ets) would be a priority. But, of course, hindsight is 20-20, and now Sir Paul McCartney has officially learned the hard way.

Losing more pennies than Charles Barkley after a weekend in Vegas, McCartney’s ex-wife, Heather Mills, officially gets $48.6 million per the divorce settlement officially ruled on today.

To marginalize the meaning of this marriage the way I know how — in sports terms — Mills ends up with a marriage contract worth the equivalent of $12 million a year. In local terms, she got as much as Miguel Tejada did with the Orioles up until they traded him to Houston this year.

All things considered — McCartney and Mills did have a 4-year-old together — pending further review into the numbers, Mills proved to be more productive for McCartney than Tejada for the O’s.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Coffee, Eggs, Tennis Early In The A.M.

- Sports -

The last time I stayed up late watching a tennis match-up was when the 25-year-old James Blake battled 35-year-old seasoned vet Andre Aggassi in the 2005 U.S. Open. That match was a classic, with the two battling back-and-forth well into the night, with Agassi defeating Blake well after midnight had passed.

This morning, I find myself up at 4 in the a.m. watching two of the best young stars in tennis duke it out for the 2008 Austrailian Open title.

With the old seasoned veterans out, only the young bucks of the game remain.

The Tiger Woods of tennis, Roger Federer, was knocked out courtesy of 20-year-old Novak Djokovic. The Phil Mickelson (please forgive my golf references) of the sport, Rafael Nadal, was knocked out courtesy of 22-year-old fellow Frenchman, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.

This will be the first time in three years that the winner of a Grand Slam title will be someone other than Federer or Nadal.

The finale is exciting so far and as you know, I am rooting hard for Mr. Tsonga, the young ARod (think: Seattle) of tennis. The great part about rooting for him is his pops, sitting front row, is fired up like crazy. This is already proving to be an insta-classic, and as I type, Tsonga — the one who looks like Muhammad Ali — just took the first set at 6-4.

So as everyone on the East Coast is either sleeping or doing naughty things, I will tune in to the great match-up of the best young stars of tennis. I’d drop off updates as the match continues, but of course no one is awake to read them.

If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

UPDATE:

Djokavic defeated my boy Tsonga to capture the 2008 Austrailian Open title.

The match was hard-fought on both ends, but Djokavic found a way to hold off Tsonga’s late rally to win in 4 sets. Check the set-by-set stats.

The crowd seemed to be pulling for Tsonga the entire match, motivating Djokavic to play with an added fire. Even in his postgame speech, Djocavic pointed out the crowd’s bias — “And I know the crowd wanted him to win more. It’s alright, I still love you guys, don’t worry.”

During the match the crowd got very into it, jawing to Djokavic for his elongated serve routine and for what seemed like a cockiness air he had around him after some points. The crowd jawed at Djokavic and Djocavic jawed back, unshaken by the imbalance of support.

Both players have great futures ahead of them. Tsonga is a raw talent, with a strong forehand and a sneaky drop shot that has the potential to shock plenty of greats. He could use work on his backhand and on getting the most out of his first serves. Djokavic is disciplined as hell, with excellent control on his shots, even deep into matches. He is young at 20, but he’s been a pro since he was 16, so he has plenty of experience.

Like plenty of his opponents, I hate Djokavic’s serve routine. He bounces the ball anywhere from  10-20 times before he serves, which prompted Tsonga to complain a few times, and the crowd started to harass him as the match went on.

All in all, the match was great to watch. They both have bright futures, and this classic match was as great as advertised. Three hours of an all-out slugfest completed, the player who looked like Muhammad Ali fell in defeat. But I have a good feeling we will be seeing plenty of Ali’s clone, Tsonga, as well as Djokavic, for plenty of years to come.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Redskins Shake Up The Homestead

- Football, Sports -

Gregg Williams and Al Saunders were given the ol’ heave-ho today.

Now in the Redskins household ex-Seahawks coach Jim Zorn is the new offensive coordinator and veteran defensive coach Greg Blache is the new defensive coordinator.

Remember that continuity we spoke of the other day? Dan Snyder disagrees wholeheartedly.

What is the Redskins front office mindset these days?

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hopping On The Tsonga Bandwagon

- Sports -

I know I’m not the only person on the Jo-Wilfried Tsonga bandwagon, right?

Maybe it was the sleep stuck in my eyes, or the fresh dew in the air, but watching the Austrailian Open highlights this morning, Tsonga looked like an absolute beast on his way to upsetting the No. 2 — the capri pants-wearing Frenchman, Rafael Nadal.

Check the clips of Tsonga putting in work, and note the nifty drop shots.

After the match Nadal didn’t seem too sold on Tsonga’s consistency:

“He’s improving,” Nadal said. “He improve a lot. But the truth is I think he can’t play at this level every time, no? Running unbelievable, physically very explosive, everything. What I can say?”

Here’s an idea of what Nadal can say — “Wow, that bastard just beat me! Lucky punk!”

And if it’s any bonus to the hype, doesn’t Tsonga look like Muhammad Ali in this picture?

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Who’s A Skins Owner To Hire?

- Football, Sports -

Is Jim Fassell really set to become the new head coach of the Washington Redskins? Latest word out of Washington has Fassell as the front-runner, but has yet to be offered the job as successor to the second-coming of the Gibbs era.

And the Washingtonians ask — Really? What happened to the players and coaches all lobbying for continuity and stability? What happened to keeping it within the family, with Gregg Williams?

If Washington owner Daniel Snyder has taught us anything through his 9 years of team ownership, it’s that he is a man who likes to make plenty of noise in the offseason. So if any sign would indicate he has settled down and abandoned his old ways, it is us who are mistaken. Not Danny Boy.

Let’s all step back and reassess the situation in a different mindset: What Would Danny Do?

After the Redskins team withstood tragedy this season with the murder of their best defensive player, safety Sean Taylor, signs indicated Joe Gibbs eyeing re-retirement, ready to hang up his coaching cap and head back to his easy livin’ as full-time NASCAR owner. When this became a reality, it seemed a foregone conclusion Snyder would hand over the reigns to his highly paid defensive coordinator, Gregg Williams. Not so much.

WWDD?

Danny decided to interview Williams — four times — to give him a fair shake at the head coaching job. Apparently Snyder was less-than enamored with the thought of Williams leading his team. After neglecting to offer Williams the job, Snyder began openly flirting with other potential big name coaches (albeit some of them just to go through the motions) — Bill Cowher, Pete Carroll, Ron Meeks, Jim Mora, Jim Caldwell.

As of today, none of the coaches have been signed. That may be Williams’ best hope in the entire process.

But if Fassell is really the front-runner, I remain skeptical of the Redskins’ approach to holding together a very fragile, reeling team after such an exhaustive year. The Redskins players fought through the final stretch of the season and made the playoffs despite all odds against them. It would be a pity to see the unity forged around the team’s recent pain and suffering be lost by way of a complete and total coaching “clean house.”

Inserting an entirely new coaching staff would place an immediate disconnect between the current players and management. New coaches would have a hard time relating to what the team went through last season, how they were able to join together and keep showing up to play every Sunday. The Redskins played tough and, most importantly, together this past season; the least Snyder can do is provide them with some kind of continuity.

Consider it a small reward for the team providing Snyder with one extra game to rake in more dollar$$ for his bottom line.

*This article is also posted on www.mindritesports.com.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Why The Giants Must Defeat The Patriots In SBXLII

- Football, Sports -

The New England Patriots were supposed to get this far; the New York Giants were not.

The Giants were expected to fall apart this season. They had more question marks surrounding them than The Riddler. We know this because ex-Giants running-back Tiki Barber told us so.

Despite getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar, absorbing a punishment of dollars and picks by the NFL for cheating, the Patriots never missed a beat all season. We have the video tapes to prove it.

On February 3, 2008, the Patriots and Giants will battle for the Super Bowl XLII (that’s 42 for you non-Roman-reading types) title and I am here now to candidly express who I am rooting wholeheartedly against — those cheatin’ Pats.

Consider SBXVII a universal anti-Patriots day. I root against them knowing these realities:

  • They have the most talent-filled roster in the league.
  • I could never place any money against them and call it “smart.”
  • The point spread is 14 (as of today).

I assume the role of “hater” quite gladly in this case; it is out of character for me personally, but I make the exemption here.

Among my reasons to openly hate on those cheatin’ Pats:

  • They were caught cheating. “Cheaters never prosper,” right?
  • Their punishment was not sufficient. The NFL slapped those cheatin’ Pats on the wrist by issuing a fine easily paid by a profitable team and taking away one of two of their 1st round draft picks. Belichick should have been suspended, at the very least, and the team should have been penalized similar to NCAA teams who violate rules.
  • Belichick believes league rules do not apply to him. His team videotaped opponents’ signals despite several league warnings. His injury report is constantly skewed,
  • Down with dynasties. The Patriots are in the Super Bowl for the fourth time in seven years, an amazing feat. I believe in league parity, so when a team has remained atop for so long, they must fall. The rest of the league should have the perfect formula by this point, so… getcha popcorn and video cameras ready!

The league opens itself to a serious vulnerability when one of their Super Bowl-contending teams is a “convicted” cheater. And to add fuel to the fire, the cheating team’s coach and quarterback received the league’s best two player/coach awards — NFL MVP and Offensive Player of the Year (Tom Brady) and NFL Coach of the Year (Bill Belichick).

Just last year, Shawne Merriman (pictured right) was suspended for using performance enhancing drugs and was forced to miss four games; he went on to record 16 total sacks and was voted into the Pro Bowl.

The league does not appear to place many obstacles in the path of cheaters, no?

So on we move, looking forward to SBXLII, hoping the Giants can pull off the job the league could not.

Rooting against the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII means placing tremendous amounts of faith in Eli Manning’s arm. So far this playoff run, Manning has played the best among all quarterbacks still standing. Will he continue the run, or will he assume brother Peyton’s old role of falling short when the big game comes along? I doubt even Eli knows for sure.

Was ex-Giants running back Tiki Barber right in outing his Giants “pillow talk” early in the season, questioning Eli’s leadership and Coughlin’s effectiveness?

I sure hope not. I have very little invested in the upcoming Super Bowl outside wanting for the world to be fair and balanced again — as if it ever were…

If those cheatin’ Pats lose, wars, global warming, poverty, evil and starvation will cease to exist. Flowers will bloom more luminously than ever, and birds will chirp Beethoven’s best music pieces.

With that said, how could you possibly root for the Patriots?

Sunday, January 20, 2008

NFL Conference Championship Sunday Preview

- Football, Sports -

Get hyped — the NFL conference championship games are on today!

Let’s check in around the final four teams within one win of playing in the SUPER BOWL –

Bonus Links

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The MLB’s Very Own American Gangsters

- Baseball, Entertainment, Sports -

Leave it to a legend in the rap game, Sean “Jay-Z” Carter, to give us all the insight we need to get into the mind of some of the key players in the sports entertainment game.

In his latest album, American Gangster, Jay-Z celebrates success in a song called, “Roc Boys.” He gives a shout-out to everyone involved in making his hustle in the “game” possible, helping him vault straight to the top.

The same song could be used to describe what is likely going through the mind of many players implicated lately in the Mitchell Report — an investigative document pointing out alleged steroid and performance-enhancing drug users in professional baseball.

The professional sports “game” is similar to the “game” Jay-Z speaks to. Both games involve people who would do seemingly whatever it takes to make money, even if rules must be bent every which way.

The Mitchell Report only scratches the surface of what appears to be a very widespread amount of PED use through not just professional baseball, but also in the entire pro sports realm. Players of all ranks and classes have been implicated, showing us that not only are the minor leaguers doing what it takes to get rich, but also, players at the top are trying hard to maintain their already high-end lifestyle.

Just looking deeper into the first verse of “Roc Boys,” we get a glimpse of the modern performance-enhanced athlete’s mind, as it runs a parallel to Jay’s version of his “game” –

Line:

“First of all I wanna thank my connect,
the most important person with all due respect…”

Translated: BALCO’s Greg Anderson, Brian McNamee (former Yankees strength and conditioning coach) and Kirk Radomski (former Mets clubhouse attendant) have all served as a main connection for athletes to gain access to supplies of steroids and performance-enhancing drugs. Without theses connects, there may not have been as much “juice” to put into the various players’ backsides. The connects were the initial door needed to enter into the long hallway of enhancements that led to fame and success for quite a few players.

Line:

“…thanks to the duffle bag the brown paper bag
the nike shoe box for holding all this cash.”

Translated: Know all that money getting placed in the pockets of the users? The money changing hands via FedEx packages or checks to purchase the enhancement drugs? Who knows where they stored it, but cash was more than likely the deciding factor in both ends of the decision to use PEDs — it was needed to access the PEDs, and was the main goal by which the PEDs were supposed to help attain.

Line:

“…boys in box who put greed before the badge…”

Translated: This is a shout-out to the owners, general managers, union leaders and anyone in a position of power who turned their head while the steroids flowed like champagne at one of Jay-Z’s 40-40 nightclubs. According to ESPN’s Peter Gammons, from 1995 to 2006, the industry grew from $1.3 billion to $6.2 billion; including the years in question in the Mitchell Report. The one thing we can agree on in this whole mess is that greed motivated people on all fronts, even the watchdogs whose job was to keep the game clean.

Line:

“the first pusher who ever made the stash”

Translated: Chemists, the BALCO lab folks (Victor Conte & the gang) and that initial person who thought that, “Hey, I bet I could make a little change of my new innovation called Human Growth Hormone…” I’d like to see the increase in revenues of those companies! Surely they’re bobbing their head to this song.

Line:

“the roc boys in the building tonight
oh what a feeling I’m feeling life”

Translated: This is the cheer for all the users listed not named Clemens or Pettitte, as well as those listed. The Mitchell Report essentially rehashed a lot of what we already knew about steroids and PEDs in baseball — it exists, and is widespread on all levels of the players of the sport. The report was enough to have the court of public opinion bring down cries of outrage, but no one really knows how to proceed from here, including Bud Selig. He opened Pandora’s Box and now, whatever move he makes to punish players will come back and haunt him.

Line:

“thanks to the lames ni***s with bad aim
thanks to a little change I’ll tear you out the game”

Translated: Thanks to those who tried to stop the steroid game, but failed; those initial whistle blowers who went unheard or ignored. There had to of been plenty of these types around, other than Jose Canseco. Or was it up until recently, when salaries skyrocketed (thanks to all the Scott Boras types out there!), along with game statistics, where people began to allow themselves to take notice? At any rate, greenies, steroids, PEDs and general enhancers to boost energy are around, they’ve always seemed to be around in some way, shape or form, and really, what can the league do to regulate them?

Line:

“bullet wounds’ll stop your buffoonery
thanks to the paster rapping at your eulogy”

Translated: The Chris Benoit situation brings pause to anyone who wants to think of the most extreme link to what could be the downside to using steroids or PEDs. We don’t know enough about the situation to make a direct connection. On this front, we will just say that no professional baseball player has been linked to gunshots related to using PEDs. But because many of the various forms of steroids are considered illegal drugs, we never know how far some people would go.

Line:

“to little kim and them you know the women friend who
carry the work cross state for a gentleman”

Translated: This covers agents, clubhouse managers, and “clubbies” who do whatever they can, as go-betweens, to cover for the actual steroid and PED users. Of course, some of the players mentioned in the Mitchell Report wrote direct checks or used their own personal credit cards to make these shady transactions – idiots. If you’re going to use and abuse, at least have the brains to use a middleman/middleperson so you don’t get burnt if, say, your own professional sports league investigates itself, despite allowing the chaos to run rampant for years.

Line:

“yea, thanks to all the hustlers, and most important to you, the customer”

Translated: The baseball clubhouse unwritten code is what kept the players from outing each other until recently. But even when the issue of steroids or PEDs came up, or became controversial and in the public eye, we fans continued to buy tickets, team gear and watched games on TV. We continue to do so, despite all of the accusations of baseball being “tainted” by superhuman athletes.

Without us, their efforts would be worthless. We have enabled them to carry on in this “arms race” to be the most entertaining at what they do. We, the customer, will continue to because we seem to like watching superhuman athletes take on fellow superhuman athletes. They can do what we can’t. Although we may sometimes ask who’s behind the scenes pulling the strings and causing the amazement before our eyes to happy, in reality, we don’t care. We just want to be entertained.

*This article was originally posted on www.mindritesports.com

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Morning Munchies: 756 Free Trips Around The Bases Means Bonds Is King… Right?

- Baseball, Sports -

Today’s munchies are Barry-centric. Surprised? As the new home run king, expect no standing ovations outside the Bay Area. Instead what will come is mixed reactions, including the following:

  • Bonds has only been accused of steroid use, so in a state where “innocent until proven guilty” rules our judicial system, he is, hands down, the home run king.
  • Bonds has been linked to steroid use, therefore he is a baseball cheat, and Hank Aaron remains the home run king at 755.
  • Major league baseball made their bed with Bonds despite the steroid allegations, so now they have to sleep with him while he wears career home run crown.

Now, let’s bounce around the globe:

Elaborate piece upcoming. In the meantime, take a look at what Bonds will see for the next… 302932039 days of his life on the road until the asterisk argument gets played out like the rattail and jheri curl.

Monday, June 11, 2007

“Justice Is Never Impossible” - Genarlow Wilson Ordered Free

- Football, News, Sports -

In January, ESPN’s E-Ticket series wrote an excellent piece about a former football prospect from Georgia who used to give former Georgia Tech phenom Calvin Johnson trouble at defensive-back, Genarlow Wilson, who was put in jail two years ago for having consensual oral sex with a a 15-year-old girl when he was 17.

Genarlow WilsonThe main argument for Wilson, filed by his lawyers, stated that the mandatory 10-year sentence was “grossly disproportionate” to the crime.

For background on the story, read the ESPN E-Ticket piece.

For background on a similar injustice, read this piece by Bomani Jones years back, showing that the Georgia law books may need a serious dusting-off.

The reason he has garnered so much attention in the sports world is because allegedly in high school he would put the lock down on soon-to-be Detroit Lions receiver Johnson, a freak of nature in the sports world. When an athlete has sporting potential, they garner attention most average, non-athletic types could only hope for. At least in this case, Wilson’s story doesn’t seem as if he did a huge injustice to society. Again, the charge against him was one made so kids under 18 wouldn’t be sexually active. If every child having oral sex, or sex in general, was bound to do time, our future would be run from behind bars.

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